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Chris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time?

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25:41 Helpless Relationships

30:19 Polyamory is Dope

34:50 NYC Livin

44:30 Mateo Lane and Dirty Butts

47:52 Being Fat and Gettin Fit

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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it out

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10:41 Mike’s Taping

13:41 Big Booty Diver

20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps

26:02 Gays Ventura

31:57 Da New York Knicks

34:09 The Eclipse Broh

42:38 Benson Boone

48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap

50:10 Voicemail

56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER?

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00:00 INTRO06:56 Yung Chrissy16:03 THE NYC EARTHQUAKE20:23 Not So Fat Amy33:17 Da Knicks35:37 POW43:04 Voicemails Brah53:43 Puerto Ricans in Pools55:30 Conjoined Twins??1:05:39 Chrissy Connected1:09:50 Something Special1:14:40 Chris Hates Pods1:19:02 Chris in his Feels tho1:20:40 Producer John Cleans Windows1:28:14 Crazy Chris Kids Story

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Chris and Mike celebrate Mike's birthday, discuss J Lo, Kate Middleton, P Diddy and more!

00:00 INTRO

03:39 Low T

09:35 Mike’s Birthday!

19:32 Da Knicks

25:11 Baltimore Bridge Collapse

32:13 Nuts, Balls, and Wood

39:10 Kate Middleton :(

43:55 P-Diddler

47:10 Chris the Junkie

49:20 J-Lo is Fake

59:48 Gen Z Be Like

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Chrissy started taking edibles a few weeks ago and the kid just cannot stop now, especially when he's all rattled up about home life like this week he yelled at his daughter. What else do we get into this week? The Quiet on Set doc, Mike's upcoming birthday, Chris' addition to creatine, their dad's genitalia and MEAN COMMENTS makes a return!!!

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07:12 - Chicken Parm

11:28 - Yellin’ at Kids

19:27 - Creatine

23:07 - Talkin Comedy Cuz

26:57 - Relationships Yo

31:00 - Live Reads

36:34 - Mike's Birthday Surprise

39:17 - Our Dad’s Dicks!

45:17 - DRAKE BELL

56:05 - Live Read 2

1:00:00 - Chris is Dying

1:02:41 - Neil Young VS Joe Rogan

1:07:49 - HIV Baby

1:14:56 - Boeing Scandal

1:17:52 - MEAN Comments

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Rosebud Baker is the first guest of the Slam Magazine era! On this episode the group talks living in NYC, Trump v Biden. Andrew Tate, Kate Middleton and so much you can either go look at the time stamps or just be an adult and listen to the thing.

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04:15 - Saturday Night Live!

10:59 - Ghostbusters Premier

16:00 - Living in NYC

18:30 - Making Babies

22:42 - Primal Humans

30:23 - Andrew Tate and Gettin Jacked

35:49 - Producer John Update

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45:51 - Not Cocaine

48:30 - City Slickers

57:03 - Trump Vs Biden Round 2

1:09:33 - Iron Lung Guy Dead

1:16:02 - KATE MIDDLETON (POW)

1:22:42 - LIVE LISTENER CALL!!!

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1:43:17 - Dead Petz

1:52:35 - Puerto Ricans Be Like

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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are SHMACKED off edibles and fresh off a night out for Chris' surprise end of tour party and special taping Sunday night! No mean comments this week as we are looking for baby names for Mike (there's still time to leave one!), the guys talk about drugs, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Alex Jones, Ryan Garcia and so mich more!!

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00:00 - Chris’ Surprise Party

15:30 - Should the boys hop on a Cycle?

18:38 - Being in work mode

20:00 - What is a dirty pierre

23:00 - Mike’s sobriety

24:00 - Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson

26:00 - Chrissy Picnics

30:00 - Chris’ Tribute Video

33:00 - Calling Steve Ciccone Ricaroni

44:00 - Back to Mike Tyson and Jake Paul

9:00 - Mike’s DMT Trip

42:00 - Father John’s Updates from Ecuador

1:03:00 - Guy claim Matt Rife sucked his way to fame

1:07:00 - Mike Cannon Baby Names

1:19:08 - Parent of the Week: Ryan Garcia

1:26:30 - Alex Jones at Bohemian Grove

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Chris and Mike discuss the P Diddy allegations and charges, the Wonka Experience nightmare, Mike Cannon gives a pretty wild life update, and the boys answer your calls and read your comments!

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00:00 Intro

05:14 Chris the Bad Christian

09:50 Crippling Special Pressure

11:50 P-DIDDY SCANDAL

21:43 Glass Half Full Sucks

30:36 Antonio Brown is Hilarious

31:47 LIVE READS

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00:00 - The boys are tired

02:00 - Who the hell is Riain?

05:00 - Shane Gillis hosting SNL this weekend!!!

07:35 - Appearing at Matt Rife’s Radio City show

09:20 - Od Shane Gillis clips resurfacing

15:00 - Mike and Ari Shaffir

16:00 - Museums

17:30 - Chris goes to the Balloon Museum

19:00 - Chris destroys his families trip to Disney

22:30 - Jasmine is mat at Chris

32:03 - King Charles has cancer

33:30 - Tampa Tony looks GREAT

35:53 - Tucker Carlson and Putin

39:21 - Roach Apartment

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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon read mean comments, answer your phone calls, discuss the parent of the week and get an update from Jihadi John and his pregnant latina.

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00:00 - Intro / John Leguizamo

03:49 - Chrissy Politics

09:50 - Fake Empathy

11:09 - Old Drunk Mike

13:50 - New Gay Chris

23:19 - Where is Producer John?

28:47 - Chaos Hotline Voicemail

40:30 - Crappy Parents

44:40 - Memories that Haunt Us

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