Naughty or nice, no gift stolen thrice. Happy holidays, Petty Criminals! 

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Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions

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The floors were dirty and so was this battle.

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Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions

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We hope your passports are valid, Petty Criminals, because it's time for our first-ever counter-testimonial crime! Nous t'aimons!

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Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions

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Sit back, grab a bottle of water, and relaxative.

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Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions

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Bring your own dish but don't worry about any leftovers because...there won't be any. We're thankful for all of you, Petty Criminals!

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Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions

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Ceara presents Griff with a crime about shrimp even though she knows he's allergic.

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Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions

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Get in lieutenant, we're going shopping.

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Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions

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A gift she put on the wrong kind of bed. 

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Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions

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This crime has many layers but absolutely no cheese. Writer and VibeSlut founder, Abby Jensen, joins us for Criminal or Minimal!

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Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions

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 For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

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This guy needs to stay in his lane.

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Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions

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For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

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All about the value of a bagel...

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Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions

Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected]

 For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

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