Parental reactions being potentially scarring, truth or dare questions for the ages, biological facts about aging, whether the perception of yourself changes as you age, are older people sexually attracted to older people, and caring about what people think of you… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00:00 Intro

02:37:22 Sick Radar

06:15:15 Boogers On A Blanket

12:20:00 Truth Or Dare

16:16:14 Have You Ever Pooped In Your Pants

23:17:11 My Vision's Going And It's Going Quick

25:15:17 Aging Facts

42:42:02 15 Years Podcasting

44:10:01 Do We Fundamentally Change

03:03:23 Astrologers Don't Like Virgos

The history of Segway’s, who invented the Snuggie, learning how to deal with conflict, how important ethics are, a theory on religion and contraception, being too perverted to be a nun, delighting in a luxurious door-opening experience… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

02:51 Sit Down And Chat

04:45 Couple's Therapy Jokes

06:03 Let's Get Ethical

07:07 Segways and Snuggies

11:57 Conflict Resolution Practice

23:17 Pinky Party

30:41 Religion & Contraception

40:06 Elizabeth The Nun

42:15 The Simple Joys

47:06 Back Door Fixed

This week we chat about Human Nature through the Love Island lens, questions you need answered after you die, how one navigates a broken heart, the shocking difference between Cats and Dogs, Grocery store grumblings, the coming Water Wars, and a beanie baby divorce!. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

01:51 Bearsy Is A Good Bear

03:41 Love Island USA Season 6

12:25 Have You Ever Cheated

26:04 Body Counts

27:53 Cats vs Dogs

33:34 Questions In The Afterlife

42:53 The Water Wars Are Coming

43:47 Stuck In Space

48:28 Grocery Stories

55:09 Jealousy

Olympics inspiration, craft store disinformation, a new hobby era for Elizabeth, and a huge deep dive into the recent trad wife piece in The Times about a notable former ballerina…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro 

02:29 That Summer Feeling

04:09 Waiting My Whole Life For This

09:12 Plumbers Are The Best

11:00 Olympics In Paris

16:08 MIDROLL

18:21 I could do that! 

25:09 Michael and Joanne

30:33 Ballerina Farm

Bearsy pops by on a rollercoaster episode where Elizabeth and Andy chat about: the nostalgia of the olympics, women’s periods at the olympics, mental load disparity, heat causing crime, yard sale shrinkage and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

01:17 Bearsy Bear Returns

05:18 Plumbing Woes

17:49 Paris Olympics 2024

18:05 Olympic Menstruation

31:09 The Mental Load

41:33 Heat Makes People Murdery

43:32 Yard Sale Crimes

A mid life crisis explained, anxiety versus gut instinct, do you love yourself, a FLOAT TRIP debate, robots serving positive purposes, and Andy’s LOVE for older women… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

01:40 Happiness Over Life

09:54 preroll: DIPSEA

11:07 Types Of Dog Allergies

15:03 Do You Love Yourself?

28:29 Simone Biles Documentary

37:19 Butt Rot

38:18 Float Trips

41:28 Cold Urticaria

46:09 Gut Insinct vs Intrusive Thoughts

50:43 Robot Support

Is your life path predetermined, how to deal with the hard knocks, staying curious about the little things and finding joy, achieving a goal that feels underwhelming, std’s in senior communities, the hormonal roller coaster of middle age, leaving a party with a code word, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

02:23 Peaks and Valleys

04:17 Is Life Pre Determined

12:46 Hormones and Emotions

14:07 Menopause Is A Destination

26:53 Tummy Trouble

28:53 A HOT Trip

31:08 Senior Homes

36:32 Female Condom

39:45 Zero Inbox

54:05 Protein For Vegetarians

Carrying a conversation or being comfortable with silence, states visited, boredom in life, stress, dream vacations, justifying getting pampered... It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

03:01 Too Hot!

06:37 West Virginia

10:00 Nice Jacket Mom

19:26 Social Interaction Awards

20:55 50 Nifty United States

28:01 Pink Lemonade

30:04 No Aliens

33:46 Stress

41:20 Wedding Dance

46:41 5 Star Travel

A deep dive on Man Spreading, giant off leash dogs roaming grocery stores, a new look at jealousy, Andy’s nose ring aspirations and much more…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

02:12 Man Spreading 

14:24 Dog In Produce Section

19:45 The Waiting Place

23:03 Jealousy

28:32 Hey Jealousy

32:34 The Secret To The Secret

46:35 Weekend At Bernie's

49:05 Nose Ring

Medical Professionals and survivor guilt, hilarious reviews of a beloved sugar free product, whether or not to fart on an airplane, Andy’s bathroom habits pointing to a problem, Elizabeth withholding the theme of a novel from Andy and what they would do with five days of free time…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

02:57 Bad Surgeons

15:05 Sugar Free Haribo Gummy Bears

19:36 Tummy Trouble Science

32:52 Streaks

34:09 Airplane Farts

37:09 On All Fours

42:56 Home Alone Plans

47:51 Recycling

49:01 Amazing Churches

The vibes are high this week! Elizabeth’s good mood is soaring and Andy had a satisfying traffic encounter.  Topics include: an insane question regarding F1 drivers, a pending class action lawsuit for Andy, and a dream about Ramona. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro 

04:43 A New Age Equation 

11:31 Elizabeth's Height 

12:15 A Weird Thing To Say 

16:58 Traffic Justice 

21:12 Ramona Dream 

23:09 Good Mood 

32:18 Digital Dream Labs Scam 

41:40 Too Many Scams