Totally married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey as well as offer un-qualified relationship advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!
Is your life path predetermined, how to deal with the hard knocks, staying curious about the little things and finding joy, achieving a goal that feels underwhelming, std’s in senior communities, the hormonal roller coaster of middle age, leaving a party with a code word, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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00:00 Intro
02:23 Peaks and Valleys
04:17 Is Life Pre Determined
12:46 Hormones and Emotions
14:07 Menopause Is A Destination
26:53 Tummy Trouble
28:53 A HOT Trip
31:08 Senior Homes
36:32 Female Condom
39:45 Zero Inbox
54:05 Protein For Vegetarians
Carrying a conversation or being comfortable with silence, states visited, boredom in life, stress, dream vacations, justifying getting pampered... It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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00:00 Intro
03:01 Too Hot!
06:37 West Virginia
10:00 Nice Jacket Mom
19:26 Social Interaction Awards
20:55 50 Nifty United States
28:01 Pink Lemonade
30:04 No Aliens
33:46 Stress
41:20 Wedding Dance
46:41 5 Star Travel
A deep dive on Man Spreading, giant off leash dogs roaming grocery stores, a new look at jealousy, Andy’s nose ring aspirations and much more…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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00:00 Intro
02:12 Man Spreading
14:24 Dog In Produce Section
19:45 The Waiting Place
23:03 Jealousy
28:32 Hey Jealousy
32:34 The Secret To The Secret
46:35 Weekend At Bernie's
49:05 Nose Ring
Medical Professionals and survivor guilt, hilarious reviews of a beloved sugar free product, whether or not to fart on an airplane, Andy’s bathroom habits pointing to a problem, Elizabeth withholding the theme of a novel from Andy and what they would do with five days of free time…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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00:00 Intro
02:57 Bad Surgeons
15:05 Sugar Free Haribo Gummy Bears
19:36 Tummy Trouble Science
32:52 Streaks
34:09 Airplane Farts
37:09 On All Fours
42:56 Home Alone Plans
47:51 Recycling
49:01 Amazing Churches
The vibes are high this week! Elizabeth’s good mood is soaring and Andy had a satisfying traffic encounter. Topics include: an insane question regarding F1 drivers, a pending class action lawsuit for Andy, and a dream about Ramona. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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00:00 Intro
04:43 A New Age Equation
11:31 Elizabeth's Height
12:15 A Weird Thing To Say
16:58 Traffic Justice
21:12 Ramona Dream
23:09 Good Mood
32:18 Digital Dream Labs Scam
41:40 Too Many Scams
Dealing with sadness in the best way, The Jinx proving people are insane and not just the murderers, Women behaving badly being more interesting, Elizabeth shrinking, One skill Elizabeth and Andy would love to have… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro
03:35 We Go Dark
07:29 Elizabeth is Shrinking
11:27 Everyone Likes A Bad Boy
18:16 Dating and Instagram
29:40 No Really, She's Shrinking
36:18 Bad Girl
38:42 Nose Too Big
42:19 One New Skill
46:30 School Nurses
No competition between kids, is Elizabeth quietly signaling status, a Palm Springs reset, perspective on hardship, ethical dilemmas at people’s work, running to the bathroom mid teeth cleaning, and helmet up those kiddos! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
04:48 Is She A Republican?
12:08 Elizabeth Is Signaling Status
19:55 Serving C
23:08 Palm Springs
27:02 DJ Battle Dance Party
30:26 D. Data
33:30 Dentist
47:01 Cast Envy
52:09 Wear A Helmet!
Elizabeth corrects her errors from last episode, an emotional identity crisis, a wild party entrance, the emotional drain of being social, all cults are the same, Andy’s not real, and an inspiring quote text unanswered… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:07 Haircut Time
03:13 Corrections
08:50 Manipulation Tears
22:23 Security At The Door
33:58 Spider
36:01 Dancing For The Devil
46:41 Perception Of The Arts
57:02 Talking To Herself
This week we dive into a Reddit post that moved Elizabeth, Andy living his dreams out through the kids, Smoker’s face, the return of SKA music, medical advancements in women’s health, future AI scenarios and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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00:00 Intro
01:13 Grandma In Charge
03:00 Dad Vibing
04:33 SKA!
10:49 Multitasking Smoker
18:35 PSAs
27:17 Tenaculum Out?
34:28 EPI Pen Nightmare
45:25 Tears For Charles
53:21 The Reluctant Traveler
Seeing friends out in the wild, a rideshare conundrum, what disgusting parts of the animal kingdom are lurking in your food, top exercises for improving your sex life, is monogamy the default setting, and the French … It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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00:00 Intro
00:50 The Tennis Client
09:15 This Is My Town
11:09 Uber and Lyft ratings
17:25 Beaver Butt Ice Cream
26:23 Red Bug Dye
35:02 NYT Best Exercises For Sex
48:40 Monogamy
The coolest kid’s cool song request, poking holes in the tale of Noah’s Ark, Preppers and their bunkers - who’s laughing now?, Diving into the crazy water with Andy and his space craft, Elizabeth’s fear of flying book, and the new song of the summer: FrOsTbiTe by DOT DOT… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Songfinch Add your song to Spotify for free! https://Songfinch.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Stream FrOstBiTe by DOT DOT DOT https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/dotdotdot2/frostbite
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00:00 Intro
01:52 pre roll: Song Finch
02:18 FrOstBiTe by Dot Dot Dot
09:05 The Coolest Music
12:13 Noah's Ark
22:45 Preppers and Y2k
39:50 Soar fear of flying
46:59 Loading The Dishwasher
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