The Cryptonaut Podcast

The Cryptonaut Podcast.

A Weekly podcast featuring a bizarre collection of Monsters, Ghosts, Aliens, Demons, High Strangeness and more!

  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    #385: Cosmic Cuisine: Fast Food Of The Gods

    Of all the logic defying antics that have allegedly occurred between human beings and E.T.s, few are more perplexing than those involving food of unearthly origin. These alien appetizers are sometimes offered in good faith and other times exist only to incapacitate unsuspecting earthlings. But whether the motivations of these inexplicable entities are insidious or altruistic, one thing is abundantly clear; anyone who consumes their cosmic cuisine will be forever changed by the experience.

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    14 April 2025, 7:30 am
  • 55 minutes 37 seconds
    #384: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 35: Doppelgängers vs Mimics

    There are few opponents more cunning, insidious or dangerous than the individual we see every single day staring back at us from within a mirror. Being us, they know all of our most shameful secrets, egregious actions and illicit desires. What’s more they know how to hone these wispy concepts into devastating weapons which they wield with uncanny accuracy against the one person, most vulnerable to them: ourselves. Now imagine a world in which this isn’t a dark game we play with our own self loathing psyches, but an all too real battle that’s unfolding between ourselves and an identical enemy who’s agenda may mirror our own, but who’s will to exist demands that it’s “real world” twin be decimated just so that the reflection may survive.

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    7 April 2025, 7:30 am
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    #383: I Killed A Super-Sexy Psychic Werewolf

    In 2017, a trucker was hauling a load down a desolate stretch in Michigan’s Manistee National Forest when he had a confrontation with a mammoth monstrosity that left him fearing for both his sanity and his life… but, terrifying though this life threatening encounter was, little could he have imagined that this violent brush would be just the beginning of his mind-bending odyssey into the dark underbelly of America's occult agents.

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    31 March 2025, 7:30 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    #382: Cold War Creepers: Russian Lake Monster Mania

    Spanning some 5,600-miles from east to west and 2,800-miles from north to south, Russia is a sprawling land mass that boasts a near unfathomable 2.8-million lakes. Bearing this in mind it should come as no surprise that the former Soviet Union is not only infested with lake monsters, but that those on offer are some of the craziest cryptids on the books.

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    24 March 2025, 7:30 am
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    #381: Big Yellows Part 2: The Unstoppable Enemy

    In the last days of the Vietnam War, six heavily-armed Marines—while hiking through the darkness of the DMZ—narrowly avoided a run-in with a trio of bizarre behemoths. In the moments following this near-miss, the grunts were counting their lucky stars... but little could these battle weary men have suspected that, in mere moments, all hell was about to break loose.

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    17 March 2025, 7:30 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    #380: Big Yellows Part 1: Scourge Of The Jungle

    Near the end of the Vietnam War a battle hardened team of American Marines were sent on a covert mission into the dense jungles of the DMZ in order to ambush a communist convoy. But that moonless night these well-armed warriors weren’t destined to be the aggressors but the victims of an inexplicable army of unknown—and decidedly inhuman—enemies.

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    10 March 2025, 8:30 am
  • 57 minutes 54 seconds
    #379: The Unthinkable Horrors Of Littlefield

    In a move straight out of ‘80’s horror flick, a group of Texas teens broke into a decrepit old house owned by a pair of elderly eccentrics; spinster sisters who rarely showed their faces in public. But what began as a night of juvenile hijinks quickly devolved into a horrific Fortean flood that would haunt the unfortunate souls involved for the rest of their tragically short lives.

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    3 March 2025, 8:30 am
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    #378: The Devouring Deity Of Dafra

    Lurking in the murky depths of a landlocked lake in West Africas remote Dafra region, this colossal, flesh eating aquatic anomaly was worshiped as a god by locals who—unlike skeptical christian missionary—were well aware of the dangers faced by those who strayed too close to the blood-slicked rocks at the water’s edge; as just one misstep could mean instant death. 

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    24 February 2025, 8:30 am
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    #377: The Tickey Man

    In the depths of America’s Heartland dwells a sinister beast; a bizarre amalgam of various creatures that some might assume is a classic unidentified animal. But those who’ve come face-to-face with this ferocious fiend know better—this is no mere cryptid, but a horrific curse made flesh and the toll it extracts is nothing less than human life.

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    17 February 2025, 8:30 am
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    #376: The God Possession Part 2: Angel Faced Scum

    After 3-hellish-years of possession had cost him everything he held dear, Jean, a once wealthy and beloved family man now found himself destitute and alone; standing on a Japanese mountaintop. But, dire as his situation was, the sudden arrival of an interdimensional craft containing a trio of incredible entities—including two Biblical superstars—would not only shatter his notion of reality but introduce him to both the living damned and his remarkable (albeit horrific) destiny.

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    10 February 2025, 8:30 am
  • 1 hour 22 minutes
    #375: The God Possession Part 1: A Dark Journey

    While on a trip to the Holy Land in 1967, an affluent executive claimed to have been attacked and subjugated by a raging God-like force. This life altering experience would send this semi-possessed man spiraling into a dark void of secret missions, animate UFOs, magical powers and a confrontation with some of the most revered names in Western Religion.

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    3 February 2025, 8:30 am
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