• 2 hours 21 minutes
    Nick is Ugly

    Originally Aired June 10, 2026: What the hot people are watching. DYN-O-MITE! Everything you wanna know about destructive children. 

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    10 June 2026, 3:58 pm
  • 2 hours 22 minutes
    Too Broke to Dream

    Originally Aired June 9, 2026: Dead body beer. Butter run. Everything you wanna know about Natlaie Starboardman.   

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    9 June 2026, 2:43 pm
  • 2 hours 23 minutes
    Robot Roundhouse

    The very VISIBLE invisible man. Josh likes big bites and he cannot lie. Everything you wanna know about famous people playing real life superheroes. Originally aired June 8, 2026. 

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    8 June 2026, 3:42 pm
  • 2 hours 24 minutes
    Quid Pro Quo Hawk

    Originally Aired June 5, 2026: Double creampies. Parasite pasta. Everything you wanna know about screw worms.  

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    5 June 2026, 3:09 pm
  • 2 hours 23 minutes
    Like a Fart in the Shower

    Originally Aired June 4, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. The bees are watching you. Everything you wanna know about emotional boners.  

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    4 June 2026, 2:58 pm
  • 2 hours 25 minutes
    93XXX

    Originally Aired June 3, 2026: 20 pounds of duck sausage. We're here to save Tom Cruise. Everything you wanna know about listeners favorite porn stars. 

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    3 June 2026, 3:17 pm
  • 2 hours 26 minutes
    Foot Juice

    Originally Aired June 2, 2026: Ashley's filthy little mouth. The Girl That Stabs the Horses. Everything you've ever wanted to know about finding a finger in your orange juice. 

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    2 June 2026, 3:11 pm
  • 2 hours 24 minutes
    Criminal Genital System

    Originally Aired June 1, 2026: Hot movies coming out this Summer. Tearing down the house. Everything you wanna know about injuring yourself in a stupid way, like Dana.  

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    1 June 2026, 3:05 pm
  • 2 hours 20 minutes
    Double Dong Dog

    Originally Aired May 29, 2026: Coke-tex. Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Everything you wanna know about how trashy you are.  

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    29 May 2026, 3:43 pm
  • 2 hours 28 minutes
    The Finest Employee the Company’s Ever Seen

    Originally Aired May 28, 2026: Diddling for Dollars. The truth is out there... and it's hovering Anoka. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your aunt’s porn career. 

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    28 May 2026, 3:12 pm
  • 2 hours 27 minutes
    Hey Morons

    Originally Aired May 27, 2026: Chainsaw-assraw. I'll Give You Some Vitamin D. Everything you wanna know about chess boxing.

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    27 May 2026, 4:06 pm
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