Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    Iranians Are The Puerto Ricans of the Sand

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    19 March 2025, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    How to Avoid Homeless Poop in San Francisco

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    From waking up during a colonoscopy to dodging sketchy San Francisco street moments, this set has it all. Chris navigates a ridiculous doctor’s call, questions why anyone still lives in Albany, and drops some hilarious truths about traveling across America for his tour. Plus, he breaks down San Francisco’s wild energy, NBA-level man butts, and why the city's streets should come with a warning label.


    Along the way, he meets some legendary audience members, throws shade at himself for missing the best joke of the night, and even fantasizes about moving to SF (before quickly reconsidering).


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    12 March 2025, 3:30 pm
  • 52 minutes 14 seconds
    Are Russians The New Puerto Ricans?! | Ft Colin Quinn, Mike Birbiglia | Chris Distefano is Chaos

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    BABES we got a BRAND NEW format for you, Chris was ready to quit this podcast again but instead said forget that, I’m just gonna have the boys follow me around with a camera and try to do a hybrid podcast that mixes standup and poddy woddy. In this Friday night in New York, Chris talks to Colin Quinn and Mike Birbiglia, breaks into a legitimate film set being directed by Bradley Cooper and BOMBS after he tries a risky joke


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    4 March 2025, 11:59 am
  • 1 hour 27 minutes
    Chrissy Is Doing This One for The Algo w/ Andrew Callaghan

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    🔥 Comedian Chris Distefano sits down with Andrew Callaghan (Channel 5, All Gas No Brakes) for a wild conversation about internet culture, conspiracy theories, media manipulation, comedy, and everything in between. From the dark side of social media to the truth behind Epstein, Scientology, and deep state politics, this episode is pure chaos—in the best way possible.


    🔹 Andrew opens up about the Bill Joyner lawsuit and the making of Deer Kelly

    🔹 Chris and Andrew break down the evolution of comedy, from MTV’s Guy Code to the Joe Rogan era

    🔹 The rise and fall of Occupy Wall Street and how the government controls social movements

    🔹 Cryptids, conspiracies, and Bigfoot beef—are they real, or just a psyop?

    🔹 The craziest drug dealers Andrew ever interviewed and the most dangerous moments filming Channel 5


    This is a MUST-WATCH for fans of comedy, counterculture, and deep-dive journalism. If you love Joe Rogan, Theo Von, or Tim Dillon, you’ll love this episode.


    ⏱️ Time Stamps

    00:00 - Intro & Chris Roasts Andrew’s Outfit

    02:35 - Andrew on The Deer Kelly Controversy

    08:12 - Media Manipulation & Clickbait Culture

    14:45 - Chris’ Thoughts on Cancel Culture & Comedy Today

    21:30 - The Truth About Scientology & Secret Societies

    28:50 - Epstein, The Deep State & Government Cover-Ups

    35:40 - Cryptids, Conspiracies & The Weirdest Stories Andrew Has Heard

    42:15 - The Wild History of Samurai & Outlaws

    48:50 - Social Media’s Impact on Journalism & Comedy

    55:25 - Chris on Fatherhood & Money Buying Happiness

    01:02:00 - The Staten Island Debate: NYC’s Most Underrated Borough?

    01:09:45 - AI, The Future of Media & Are People Getting Dumber?

    01:17:30 - Final Thoughts & Where to Watch Andrew’s New Doc

    01:23:15 - Wrap-Up & Chris' Tour Dates


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    25 February 2025, 12:21 pm
  • 57 minutes 22 seconds
    Chris Reveals The Backstory On How His Proposal to Jaz Went

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    Chris shares the emotional yet hilarious details of how he proposed, from debating marriage while watching Lioness to nervously hiding the ring in his North Face jacket. Chris describes the intimate moment, involving their children in the proposal, and the unexpected relief he felt after popping the question. His signature humor shines through as he reflects on their unconventional journey—ten years, three kids, and now, finally, an engagement.


    00:01:03 – Chris announces his engagement to Jaz 🎉

    00:01:20 – Reflecting on 10 years, 3 kids, and the big moment 💍

    00:02:10 – The unexpected proposal while watching Lioness 🦁

    00:03:35 – Jaz’s hilarious reaction and Chris’s nerves 😆

    00:05:02 – The engagement ring panic: Almost lost in the laundry! 🧺

    00:07:56 – Chris involves the kids in the proposal ❤️

    00:09:08 – The actual proposal: Down on one knee 💕

    00:11:18 – The emotional aftermath: Feeling a sense of peace ✨

    00:21:27 – Talking wedding plans: Ceremony, bachelor party, and family 🥂

    00:32:55 – Chris pitches an all-guys bachelor party show 🤣

    00:49:40 – Reflecting on why marriage brings stability 🏡

    00:54:57 – Delilah’s excitement: “We’re finally a real family!” 🥰

    00:55:18 – Closing thoughts: The engagement journey and what’s next! 🔜


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    18 February 2025, 4:49 pm
  • 53 minutes 47 seconds
    What Movie Did Chris Get SCREWED Out Of?!?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

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    Chris Distefano kicks this one off with a Super Bowl fever dream—congratulating both the Eagles and the Chiefs because, why not? Then it’s Hollywood nonsense, botched house hunting, and the insane idea of getting married at Madison Square Garden. September 11, 2025—be there. ChrisDComedy.com


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    11 February 2025, 5:55 pm
  • 59 minutes 16 seconds
    Chris is Doing MSG?!?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos ft. Don Dipetta

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    Check out this latest episode of Chrissy Chaos featuring Chris Distefano, Sad Don, and special guests from Rawlings! Chris unboxes his custom Gold Glove live on the pod and drops TWO huge announcements—his Hulu special premiering February 21st and his Madison Square Garden show on 9/11/25! Plus, Don reflects on the entertainment industry, hilarious subway chaos, and why Chris eats like a maniac. Don't miss the laughs, the chaos, and maybe even a live meltdown—hit play now! 🎤🤣 #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #MSG2025


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    00:00 - Welcome to Chrissy Chaos!

    00:16 - Introducing Don Dipetta

    00:39 - Chris Unboxes His Custom Gold Glove

    01:28 - Big Announcements: Hulu Special & MSG Show

    02:15 - Why Chris Chose 9/11 for His MSG Show

    03:00 - Don’s Self-Hate & Throwing Away Memorabilia

    04:06 - Don’s Birthday Dinner & Life Crisis

    06:32 - Saving Don: What’s Next for Him?

    08:06 - Chris Calls Bobby Lee to Set the Record Straight

    10:14 - NYC Subway Chaos & Homeless Encounters

    14:04 - Wildest Homeless Insults Ever

    19:05 - Don’s Streak of Subway Insanity

    21:44 - Chris' Solution for NYC Crime

    24:07 - Knicks Game Promo & The 9/11 Shirt Debacle

    27:20 - Planning a Madison Square Garden Promo

    28:44 - Chris' Gold Glove Awards & Bernie Williams

    30:04 - The Bills Super Bowl Bet Gone Wrong

    34:40 - Super Bowl Ticket Prices & NFL Lottery

    39:11 - Chris’ Wild Eating Habits Exposed

    45:22 - The Bread Zone: Chris’ Bakery Idea

    50:05 - Why Chris Orders for the Whole Table

    52:14 - Italian Restaurants Are Confused by Chris

    55:08 - Chris is About to Explode 💩


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    4 February 2025, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    Chris Tells Sonya Deville He's Basically a Lesbian

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    WWE superstar Sonya Deville joins Chrissy Chaos for a wild, unfiltered conversation about life in the ring, the Royal Rumble, and stepping into the spotlight without Vince McMahon. They dive into Sonya’s marriage, step-parenting, and the chaos of balancing WWE and real life. Chrissy jokes about basically being a lesbian, grappling fears, and why he wants cauliflower ears without fighting. Plus, they break down WWE’s explosive success, the Northeast vs. everywhere else, and why Sonya thinks these are the "good old days."


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    30 January 2025, 4:00 pm
  • 1 hour 26 minutes
    Adam Rowe’s Lazy Eye Is Stronger Than Your Dad’s Legs

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    In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chrissy dives into the wild world of British accents with Liverpool’s funniest export, Adam Rowe. They break down how UK accents change drastically between cities, why Liverpool hates being called "English," and the bizarre cultural quirks that make Brits so different from Americans. Adam also shares stories about drinking Guinness instead of eating, chaotic comedy club experiences, and the legendary Hot Water Comedy Club. Packed with laughs, chaos, and a whole lot of Scouse pride, this episode is a hilarious clash of British and American cultures!


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    21 January 2025, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    We Ask Another Brit Who The Hell Robbie Williams Is w/ Russell Howard

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    The British Invasion continues! 🇬🇧 Chrissy sits down with UK comedy legend Russell Howard to figure out WHO the heck Robbie Williams is, why British people don’t have peanut allergies, and why Chris might be a German lesbian. 😂 Buckle up for chaos, culture clashes, and nonstop laughs!


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    14 January 2025, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 19 minutes
    Who The F Is Robbie Williams?! w/ Romesh Ranganathan | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 201

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    Romesh Ranganathan comes by and tells us who Robbie Williams is, full backstory and Chris realizes his dream is to be Robbie Williams big in the UK. Chris lets Romesh in on how truly chaotic his life is and how much of a disaster his day to day can be because he's Chrissy Chaos and every episode needs to showcase that the kid is nuts.


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    7 January 2025, 11:00 am
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