You know when people say they’ve got their finger on the pulse? Well TCB is the opposite of that. But, what we do have our finger on is Theresa Caputo’s hair!

• We love Kyle Kinane
• Giggly Squad on tour
• Clue the movie
• Howard Finster
• Friday night dinner → Dinner With The Parents
• Bryan is officially done with 90 Day Fiance
• Royal Crackers
• Theresa Caputo on The Kelly Clarkson Show
• Bounty hunter hair
• A slap, a kick, and a death for Theresa!
• Theresa has to continue because we need content
• Krissy with the hard-hitting questions
• Takes a thirsty one to know a thirsty one
• The Soul Awards
• Theresa's motto: Talk Shit, Get Hit

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• Creator: Bryan Green
• Co-Host: Bryan Green
• Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
• Producer: Christina A. 
• Producer: Gustavo B.

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Spooky season came early, because the Quantum Witch is here to explain quantum computing in a completely cool and chill way.

• A chiropractor meth orgy
• Don’t drink and drive!
• Coachella
• Paris Hilton playing cornhole (get ur bag, sis)
• Bryan & Krissy use Google!
• Prince being incredible
• Bob Seger’s electric underpants
• Respect RESPECT
• Bryan & Krissy don’t know that Dancing On My Own is a pillar of the gay community
• 33 Penis not featured </3
• Bryan’s list of best songs ever
• Quantum Computing
• Sciiiieeeence
• Bryan tries to explain quantum physics and quantum computing
• The quantum witch

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• Creator: Bryan Green
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Bryan & Krissy run the gamut from poignant children’s media to social media nipples to humble brags on facebook. 

• Bluey
• We’ve got the warm and fuzzies
• Bandit For President!
• Dirt Nap got great reviews
• Matt Rife makes dv jokes and that's why people don't like him
• The instagram nipple rules
• The talk
• Having daughters
• Seeing women as human beings
• Social media predators
• People are going crazy in the suburbs
• Bryan is in a very judgmental mood
• Facebook: only good for marketplace
• Yahoos on Facebook
• Keeping up with the Joneses

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Kyle Kinane joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about following your dreams when nothing else is working out, Paul Giamatti, and the joys of being self-effacing.

• Polycules/Polecules
• We can’t get through whole article anymore
• 800 Pound Gorilla & Dirt Nap
• We are judgmentally pro-polycule
• The 7 year college experience
• Mike Tyson vs Paul Giamatti
• Hair metal
• Downers in the burbs
• Car stick figures
• Bitcoin
• Illegal activities
• The shackles of marriage
• Be the dick in the story
• Kyle’s start in comedy
• Jesus? Drugs?

KYLE:

• Dirt Nap
• No Accounting For Taste (podcast)
• Tour
• https://kylekinane.com/

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You want to see Bryan's old body? Subscribe to our Friendly Fans Only (no creeps)! It's the only way we make any money.

• Soaking
• Soak it, don’t poke it!
• The prostate
• Bryan wants to get catfished
• He’s a super-soaker
• Friendly Fans Only
• A 27 year old has his first kiss
• Everything “butt”
• Never kissing a man
• We don’t think he is prepared for this
• They’re not in the same league
• He was too stunned
• The listerine strips are a bit much
• Poor bastard

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• Creator: Bryan Green
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What's a dussy, you ask? Bryan will let you in on Dune's big secret, and you, too, will wish you had never heard it!

• The eclipse
• NextDoor on the eclipse
• We got some sweetie pie emails
• Dune, Timothee, & Zendaya
• The Dune popcorn buckets
• Men being disgusting
• Illegal advice from Bryan
• Someone needs to stop Bryan from making slurp noises
• A gross theater experience
• Swingin’ Richards
• Saluting!
• Bryan initiates a very unofficial typing test
• Do Bryan & Krissy know about actual typing tests where you don't count the words yourself?
• Bryan fights a possum

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• Creator: Bryan Green
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Bryan & Krissy find themselves another Adam The Liar Lyons video, and learn that they have to create drama to get women.

• Gypsy Rose Blanchard
• Intermittent fasting
• Hurricane Katrina
• Bryan shouldn’t get into politics
• Bryan’s mom tries to get in touch
• Adam the Liar and his wife talk to other PUAs
• The liar stays lying!
• Adam’s got himself a boner
• The essence!
• Relationship Oscar talk by Adam
• Creating drama to get women
• Let Kelvin’s tongue do the work
• Channel the drama
• Triple G represent

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Preacher Lawson joins the crew at TCB to discuss big bladder energy, jokes gone array, and being known as The Booty Dude.

• Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul
• Morning breath
• These men can’t have water before bed
• Big Bladder Energy
• Preacher getting fired
• Getting written up for being funny
• Loving Vegas
• Trying out a thin mustache
• Proving yourself right
• Auditioning for AGT
• The Booty Dude

PREACHER LAWSON:

• Preacher's tour
• My Name Is Preacher (new special)

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• Creator: Bryan Green
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What do hot dog water, high colonics, and AI sex hotlines have in common? We don't know either, but that's what Bryan & Krissy are discussing.

• Jeff’s Jokes™
• Atlanta smells like weed
• The war on preschool?
• A pragmatic pragmatist
• Why isn’t NextDoor on Jimmy Kimmel yet
• 711 hot dog seltzer
• Bryan judging the hot dog seltzer from his high horse
• High colonics & isolation tanks
• Circadian rhythms
• Bryan learns about emotional labor
• Krissy’s a good sexter
• The TCB Sext Hotline
• An AI Sexbot
• The history of Fakey B
• Bryan, an accidental joke stealer

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There's nothing quite like reading through suburban NextDoor, and the best people to guide you through that journey are, of course, Bryan & Krissy.

• The old diatribe
• Our best reviews
• Venezuelan propaganda
• Snapchat sidebar
• NextDoor is where it’s at baby
• Downtown NextDoor vs suburban NextDoor
• Co-sleeping
• Barbara Corcoran’s bedroom situation
• Shark Tank
• Joanna Hausmann is coming back to the show!
• Masters talk
• Golf drama!
• Snowman rules?

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Bryan & Krissy return to another old faithful today: TLC & the many dramas of sister wives and God’s Plan.

• We’re scared!
• Conjoined twins
• One of them got married
• Bryan & Krissy need a lesson on conjoined twin anatomy
• Seeking Sister Wives
• A really old Ask TCB
• Leah’s probably had 18 tinder boyfriends by now
• Like Troy, Bryan is Breakin’ Free
• Bryan wants you to know he is sensitive
• Fuck-a-doodle-doo
• Garrick?
• It’s not God’s Plan, It’s Garrick Plans
• God ain’t worried about Garrick
• A murder!
• We got you a gym membership

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