Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Berner Phone #45: Best Flirting Strategies

    Hannah, Des, and the dialers are recalling their best and worst attempts at flirting. We discuss whether guys actually enjoy negging and drop one of the most unique DM slides we’ve ever heard.

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    15 June 2024, 2:41 am
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    Berner Phone #44: Movies You Need To Watch

    Grab your popcorn. The dialers called in with their favorite old movies and Hannah tried to explain the cultural impact of Mean Girls.

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    8 June 2024, 1:53 pm
  • 57 minutes 47 seconds
    Berner Phone #43: Invention Ideas

    The dialers tell us their best invention ideas and we ranted about bad therapists, new dating app ideas, the science of sunscreen, and Hannah's favorite condiment. 


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    2 June 2024, 12:13 am
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Berner Phone #42: Airport Problems

    This episode raised our blood pressure. Traveling is stressful and fellow travelers often make it even worse. Perhaps a travelers license should be a new requirement at airports. 

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    26 May 2024, 2:21 pm
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Berner Phone #41: Under the Influence

    Hangxiety is the worst feeling to wake up to. But this week the dialers put their embarrassing stories to good use. Hannah and Des also have wildly different stories to share this week.

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    17 May 2024, 6:28 pm
  • 56 minutes 43 seconds
    Berner Phone #40: Trying New Things In Bed

    This episode might "go down" as one of our all-time favorites. The dialers brought it this week with brutally honest and funny stories about their latest adventures and mishaps in the bedroom. Plus, we discuss how Nikki Glaser is the reason we got married. 

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    11 May 2024, 8:42 pm
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    Berner Phone #39: Debunking Old Wives' Tales

    We were all told as kids that we wouldn't survive if we went outside with wet hair. This week, we are debunking old wives' tales to find out if everything we've been told by our parents was a lie. for free shipping

    3 May 2024, 3:29 pm
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    Berner Phone #38: Useless Talents

    This week useless talents are becoming useful. We cover everything from heckling babies to weird toe talents. 

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    26 April 2024, 1:19 pm
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    Berner Phone #37: Life Before Smartphones

    This week we're throwing it back to a simpler time - when your ex of 20 years couldn't add you on Facebook, your boss couldn't contact you after 5pm, and your favorite show couldn't be spoiled. 

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    18 April 2024, 4:53 pm
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps

    Technology might be the great equalizer, but karma is not. The dialer's techonology mishaps involve OnlyFans, nudes, and awkward interactions. On the bright side, there are some great hacks for avoiding these mistakes in the future. Moral of this story: delete snapchat.

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    11 April 2024, 7:46 pm
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Berner Phone #35: 2024 Icks

    The dialers called in about their biggest icks this week. Hannah and Des also share their icks while debating middle schoolers in Sephora and pickleball. 

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    5 April 2024, 3:47 pm
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