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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! The bears are in Florida and are feeling like real Florida-men right now. They talk travel essentials and share some strip club tips, before discussing the passion and defensiveness some people have for their hometowns. Bert goes on a tangent about Harriet Tubman, the bears talk about the concept of dressing like a black dude, they also talk movie premieres, Andy Garcia, Fancy Chef, and the first time sharing your comedy career with your parents. Check it out!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 257
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Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer got a lot of subjects to cover, including, the Emmy's, Bert's ability to make celebrities uncomfortable at parties, the most handsome 9/11 highjacker, self-loathing, and being a good listener. The Bears also debate an interesting "would you rather" question about death, talk about Shannon Sharpe and his alleged accidental live video, the dirty talk LeeAnn indulges in behind closed bedroom doors, and some comedy club talk. Plus Tommy and Berty brainstorm some fun stuff to chat about next week. Always two steps ahead. Check it out!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 256
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Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up and recap their recent trip to Las Vegas. Bert talks about chest tattoos and Tom asks him what he remembers from their bar takeover at Park MGM. Bert brings up his experiences as a new empty nester and dropping off his daughters at college for the first time. Tom recalls a story about an OD in college and the bears share stories about their dads reactions to some really wacky stuff they pulled during their college years. They also talk about LeeAnn's thoughts on magic, Matt Rife's insomnia, giant donuts, Bert's obsession with death, some history lessons, and a lot of food talk. Check it out!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 255
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Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer went all the way to Las Vegas to chat with it's biggest fan...and also UFC President, the great and powerful Dana White! Dana just pulled off another one of a kind UFC event, this time inside the Vegas Sphere and he chats with bears about it's significance and connection with Mexican culture. Tom and Bert also bond with Dana about being fathers and pick his brain about some of the fathering techniques he has used on his own offspring. They also talk all about Joe Rogan and how Dana found the perfect ambassador and announcer all in one comedic body. Of course, you can't have Dana White on a pod without talking about gambling so the bears ask him loads of questions about his big wins, craziest stories, and the allure of baccarat. Nobody loves Vegas more than Dana and you might feel the urge to book a plane ticket after you listen to this guy talk about it. Enjoy!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 254
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Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up on Bert's recent ailment and his recent bout with nicotine withdrawals. Tom also tells Bert about a really cool dream his son had that may or may not be concerning! The bears also talk about mortality, books, weird things to talk to your kids about, James Perse, shaming people for bad parking, and Bert's recent obsessions. They also talk about Juvenile getting kicked off an airplane plus Bert talks about Hawaii so much you'll wanna go there yourself.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 253
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Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Bert Kreischer is out of commission after hosting last week's episode and sitting in for him is guest bear Ron White! The bears talk about how Ron's not so serious retirement is going, his golf game, competing with old men at sports, Eddie Izzard's marathoning, the Olympics, Rogan's recent live Netflix special and more!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 252
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HIDE YO MOMS! This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert is back with a guest bear of his own. A younger, sexier bear who has many friends in the corn industry. Yung Gravy joins Bert Kreischer and he has a robotic hand helping heal a recent injury that Bert cannot resist asking about. The two talk about corn star swagger, some wholesome comments from CornHub, and Gravy tells a story about a cameo in a certain adult production that was shot in his actual home! The two also talk about Gravy's new music, Shania Twain, Bert being a crystal girl, trying new things artistically, plus the phrase "Serving country" except its not spelled that way, and much more!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 251
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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, the medical marvel known as Bert Kreischer has returned once again. Tom congratulates him on his recent recovery from whatever ailment he was dealing with last week, before the two talk about the Grateful Dead playing at the Vegas Sphere. They also have some thoughts about Pete Rose getting into the baseball hall of fame, which leads to them talking about some hall of fame drug lords. They also talk about muscle women, the Olympics, embarrassing irrational behavior, Karens, plus Feitelberg from Barstool pops in via FaceTime, and LeAnn comes on to tell a fishing story to emasculate Bert!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 250
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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert is out once again, something going on with his ear or something, so Tom is joined by Nick Swardson. Nick does a mean impression of Bert so it's almost like he's still here. Speaking of someone who's still here, Nick's BFF Norm Macdonald also appears in impression form and the two talk about what he'd sound like as a ghost. The two also talk about Carrot Top's jacked physique, what Tom eats in the morning, a cool chloroform prank, Comedy Central, the greats of alt-comedy, Tom's tour name, South Park, Minnesota, and so much more! Grab some vodka and hangout.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 249
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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert is out and the Diceman is in! Tom Segura is joined by Andrew Dice Clay for a sit-down and the two talk shop on the finer art of messing with people. Dice is looking pretty good these days, which he credits to becoming something of a gym rat late in his life. The two share experiences with arenas, which of course is something Dice has had plenty of practice doing. They then get into a discussion about gambling and Dice tells a story about how he turned a few bucks into a fortune at a blackjack table in Vegas. He doesn't gamble much these days, but he's got plenty of stories about it. They also talk about Tom, meet and greets with fans, acting, the great Joey Diaz, vices, and so much more. OHHHH!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 248
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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom's algorithm is going off lately and he shares some fun stuff he's been seeing on his feed. Bert of course is in his own unique lane and has been really into videos of middle-class wives making dinner for their families. Bert also introduces Tom to a feud between Sean Strickland and David Goggins, before they dive deep into the 2024 Summer Olympics. They look up all the events and comment on some of the surprising sports that athletes will be competing in this year. The bears also talk about Sha'Carri Richardson, championship motivators, Snoop Dogg's 40 time, rock climbing, reveal the name of the Por Osos bear, and get a surprise facetime call from former baller Gabby Reece!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 247
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